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The Kansas Shitty Queefs are at it again, stumbling their way to victory with a little help from their best player: the refs. Patrick Mahomes, the whiny maestro of overdramatic arm flails, spends more time pleading with the officials than actually throwing the ball, but hey, it works. Travis Kelce, with his mustache that looks like it was drawn on with a Sharpie at halftime, is somehow always open—probably because defenders are too busy trying not to laugh. And then there’s Andy Reid, the man, the myth, the legend, with a playbook that’s probably just a Krispy Kreme menu disguised as a Denny’s takeout box. Somehow, this motley crew of chaos keeps winning, proving once and for all that football isn’t fair, and sometimes all it takes is a good call (or ten) from your friends in stripes.